Erik Satie – Allegro, Valse Ballet, Fantaisie-Valse (1884-5)

This is my first post about the music of Erik Satie (I did a post about the man himself last month), and accordingly is about the earliest Satie pieces available.* I’ll be making an ongoing playlist on Spotify (I was going to anyway; this is just a convenient excuse), so you can go listen to the pieces as I cover them. I don’t know yet if I’m going to go through the entire output, but I’ll do as much as possible.

So, Allegro: the first surviving piece by Erik Satie, written at the ripe old age of eighteen, by which time he had enrolled in, been dismissed from, and re-enrolled as an auditor at the Paris Conservatoire. He was really fucking bored there. The teachers and curriculum were stuffy (as is well-documented by a slightly better-known student by the name of Claude-Achille Debussy), and the faculty disliked Satie because his piano playing wasn’t all that great (famously, according to one professor who obviously had tenure, “worthless”); and Erik, realizing this, didn’t take them very seriously.

However, this latter audit was in a harmony class, so it was just un-boring and non-judgmental enough for Satie to bother writing a full-fledged piano piece, which runs for nine bars and takes under a half a minute to play. But, trifling juvenilia though it is, it’s clearly a Satie piece through and through. It undermines the rampant maximalism of the day, focuses entirely on a single set of figures without developing any of them, and ends on an irreverently abrupt quasi-cadence, as though Satie just walked away. In fact, it resembles nothing more than a slightly shorter and more conventional version of what he would be writing in another twenty-five years or so, with his satirical miniature suites of the 1910’s.

The two waltzes that Satie wrote following this, however, are far more typical of his time and place: you can see the nausea-inducing ballrooms and gowns, with the mercifully limitless champagne in every glass in every hand. You could dance to this without a second thought, and both pieces are accordingly entirely unmemorable.

The one noteworthy aspect of the Fantasie-Valse is a dedication “to my friend, J.P. Contamine de Latour.” This seemingly innocuous gesture would transform quickly into a significant collaboration, beginning with the very next pieces Satie would publish–three little songs of great depth and maturity, all settings of poems by de Latour–and continuing for several years.

 

*There are some string quartet sketches from around this time (curious; it wasn’t as though Satie would ever seriously attempt writing for string quartet again…then again, maybe these sketches are the reason for that), and they apparently haven’t been published, so I can’t bloody well write about them, can I?

 

Sources (I know! I have sources this time! Isn’t that exciting?):

  • Mary E. Davis, Erik Satie, Reaktion Books Critical Lives, ISBN 1861893213
  • The scores to Valse-Ballet and Fantaisie-Valse are available on IMSLP. Allegronot having been published until 1972, is on IMSLP but is not public domain in the United States, so be aware of the country in which you currently reside. I know, it’s difficult sometimes, but I believe in you.
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super-tiny post – bates motel, season 1 (2013)

Disclaimer: I haven’t seen any of the Psycho films and I’m not entirely aware of its premise, though I probably should be, and I’ll probably see at least the first one after I finish this show.

Alright, I get it, the brat is gonna be a freaking serial killer. Do we seriously need four more seasons that are this brazenly self-evident? Not that I particularly mind it. Taxidermy seems fun.

I also like the acting.

I’m gonna go have some supper now.

Later, folkies. I’ll have another, more substantial, post up by the weekend…about something else.

Nikolai Gogol – The Nose (1836)

I know, right? The guy didn’t even have a hole in his face from where the nose used to be! What kind of moron does this excuse of an author take me for?

I digress. Nikolai Gogol, who died some time after writing this and many other stories, was a master at whatever on earth he was doing with his life. He didn’t let realism get in the way of a damn good satire, and The Nose is one of his most whimsically memorable. Several other artists of the last 181 years seem to agree, what with the profusion of operas, films, and honorary plaques (no, really) this story has inspired. (I’ll be exploring at least one of these adaptations later. And no, it won’t be the plaque, endlessly amusing though it is.)

I think what makes this story so ripe, almost two centuries on, is an absence of concern for realistic issues. Major Kovalyov’s nose just disappears overnight, leaving nothing behind, as though the guy had been born without one. Bone structure? Nerve tissue? Sense of taste? Speech? None of it is affected at all. His only concern is the cosmetic–he doesn’t have a nose, so he can’t show his face in public, and as an upper-class 19th century Russian gentleman on the rise, that simply won’t do. Indeed, his most pressing concern is that he won’t be able to marry the girl he wants to marry.

Yep: The Nose is about almost being cock-blocked. By your own nose. Let the knob jokes commence.

Anyway, Kovalyov’s next most pressing concern is his social standing, and this is where The Nose shines. Kovalyov, having given pursuit to his nose, finds it somehow wearing an officer’s uniform, and discovers that in the space of a few hours it has inexplicably managed to surpass its former bearer in rank. This is my favorite scene in the story because of the sheer potential this nose had. For goodness’ sake; at the rate the nose was climbing ranks, by the next morning it might have conquered a neighboring country, or staged an historic coup and named itself Premier of Russia! The possibilities are endless. What a shame the nose was returned to Kovalyov’s face.* Clearly the man was holding the poor appendage back. Perhaps, though, it’s a mark of Gogol’s ability as a writer that I imagined such a future that he himself did imagine, but deliberately left unexplored. Who knows? (Ha, knows.)

At the end of the day, The Nose is, at surface, a benignly impish sort of story. It is so thoroughly unrealistic that symbolism is the only thing left, and even that is hampered somewhat by the raw improbability of what transpires. Again, I have to invoke Candide as a golden standard (I’ll write about it here soon, I promise)–where Gogol holds back, Voltaire pushes onward. The further I got in The Nose, the more roads I envisioned it sniveling down, maybe as a novella or even a full-length novel.

Then again, perhaps that is its major strength–it sparks the imagination like few other stories can. It is unobtrusive–a pleasant afternoon’s read and then it backs off, but leaves a little seed in one’s brain, and once the seed sprouts, the roads it can take you down can be dangerously subversive.

All of that having been said, Nikolai Gogol’s The Nose measures 2.8 feneons: just the right mix of the unrealistic and its opposite, whatever that is. Despite all my backhanded comments about this story, I really genuinely do love it; if you want to spend some time with a fun story, I strongly recommend you pick The Nose. (There it is! There’s the punchline! Oh my god, that was amazing…)

And with that embarrassingly bad joke, my dear folkies, I’ll leave this post. Until next time, take it easy; by which I mean, don’t lose your head. Heads are much more difficult to reinstate than noses, and the surgery is probably rather expensive.

 

* I debated whether to include this, as it is a spoiler–but hell, it’s still 19th century literature. Of course Kovalyov got his nose back.

Croak no. 1: Stephen King – Carrie (1974)

(Croaks are little mini posts, for when I’m giving a “first impression” or just don’t feel like going too in-depth on the subject. The term “croak” is á propos of nothing. There just happened to be a frog clock on the wall. Don’t overthink it.)

I just finished the audio book of Carrie today. It’s really ridiculous, campy, thought provoking good lit. The narrative device makes sure you know roughly what happened without the details, and then the details, when they finally arrive in the second half, are so much more horrifying than you could possibly imagine.

Of course, this is ’74, so the cultural references are dated and cheesy (both good things here), and the story’s success has made the image of a blood-soaked girl in a prom dress an indelible feature of the modern subconscious, but seriously, this novel is brilliant in its lack of sense. And, of course, the sheer amount of foreshadowing is to die for. For which to die.

(And for those who find Carrie’s mother unbelievable: I live in the Bible Belt. She’s not unrealistic to me.)

Anyway, good stuff, and if you haven’t read it or heard the audio book (narrated by film-Carrie herself, Sissy Spacek), do it. It’s a wonderful experience. Not as absurd as, say, Candide, but wonderful in its way.

1.5 feneons.

Erik Satie (1866-1925)

Since I intend to cover a significant amount of this composer’s work on this blog soon, I perhaps ought to start off with a bit of an explanation/introduction, given that Erik Satie is one of the people I most admire in music, art, and general sensibility. (He would yell at me if I called him a “hero.” Also if he wasn’t fucking dead.)

satieErik Satie was born more than a hundred-fifty years ago, putting him in the esteemed company of Beethoven, Bach, and Vlad the Impaler, and he had a penchant for annihilation: one of his earlier works, the four Ogives of 1886, casually erase about four-hundred years of music history, presenting a set of four un-measured Gregorian-style chants in bare octaves, each with three additional chorale-style voicings and absolutely no conventional thematic development. The popular and almost always poorly-played Gymnopédies of 1888 feature drifting 7th and 9th chords that uniformly fail to resolve, at a time when doing so was practically a cardinal sin. The brain-purée known as Vexations is atonal, formally inscrutable, impossible to memorize, and has a little hypothetical note suggesting how the performer would have to prepare in case they wanted to play it 840 times in one sitting (who wouldn’t?). And let’s not forget the later string of “humorist” piano suites and ballets, which were savagely satirical of more or less whatever Satie could get his hands on, in some cases causing riots and even a bit of jail time.

satie-thoughtThis weirdness wasn’t limited to his compositions, though. He was also a notable writer, penning several bizarre bits of prose including “Memoirs of an Amnesic,” which is full to the brim of blatant falsehoods. He sketched countless tiny self-portraits, each nearly identical, many with a bizarre caption. Also countless are the advert cards he made, which never left his apartment until its exhumation after his death. He had a wardrobe that shifted mercurially throughout his life. He had a very idiosyncratic diet. He owned dozens of umbrellas for no apparent reason, and on his daily walk to Paris he carried a hammer in case he needed to defend himself (eat your heart out, M. Boulez). Oh, and earlier on he also formed a religion of which he was the only member and with which he mostly wasted time writing polemics against heretics (i.e. other musicians who had a better reputation than he).

I could go on. The guy was gloriously off his rocker. He was lucky to live fifty-nine years, but it’s good that he did so he could act as quirky uncle to the emerging Dada movement (of course he did). Anyway, the point here is that Erik Satie is going to show up a lot in this blog. He’s also the first person ever to be measured here, and unsurprisingly measures 5.0 feneons, the highest number currently on the scale.

I was going to write a biographical thing, but I got off track and honestly like this better. You can go read biographies elsewhere. This is the internet, dammit.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (2006)

Yes, I’m getting into some anime on this blog. Oh no. How dare I. I’m supposed to be pretentious and condescending, not some weeb. Oh dear.

Haruhi Suzumiya is a bizarro-slice of life show. It starts out with the focal character, Haruhi, expressing a desire to meet supernatural beings: time travelers, espers, and aliens specifically. She then founds a school club to search for these beings and immediately recruits a time traveler, an esper, and an alien. How convenient (except that they never tell her what they are, so only partially convenient). And that’s just the beginning.

One of the major plot points in Haruhi is how she appears to be rather “god-like” by nature, in that her desires immediately seem to come true. She wants to meet supernatural beings, so forms a club to look for them? Three of those beings immediately join, and they just happen to perfectly fill out typical anime character tropes (which Haruhi lampshades to death, naturally). She wants the ditzy attractive girl to fulfill the show’s fanservice quota (to advertise the club, of course, no other reason)? Oh look, there happen to be bunny suits, that later escalates into an entire rack full of fanservice-y costumes. She takes the SOS Brigade on a trip to an island mansion that another Brigade member’s family happens to own, in the hopes that they’ll become trapped in a monsoon and something mysterious happens? They get trapped in a monsoon, the master of the house appears to have been murdered, and stock mystery tropes start piling up accordingly (read: excessively). All the while, the other characters, Itzuki in particular, do whatever it takes to keep Haruhi from becoming bored, because Bad Things will happen if she does.

But it turns out that even Haruhi’s god-like nature is casually explained by the show in a ridiculous fashion: She’s noted in the credits as “Ultra Director.” So of course everything turns out the way she wants, and her boredom causes the end of the world. She’s making the damn show, and is her own self-insert character. She’s committing the Cardinal Sin of fictional works, and doing it so unbelievably shamelessly and blatantly–but she’s a fictional character in the first place, so none of it means anything. The meta aspect of this show is a veritable referential vortex.

The show goes to extreme lengths to emphasize how weird Haruhi is (one might be tempted to say “unnecessarily extreme,” but this show breaks that phrase wide open). The nominal protagonist/narrator/straight guy, Kyon, is normal to the point of being boring. So boring is he, in fact, that he doesn’t even get a real name. He’s just “Kyon” the whole time. Taking into mind that Haruhi’s perspective is what matters in this show, it makes sense: She doesn’t care that much about his name, because he isn’t a time traveler, esper, or alien. He’s just a club member and verbal sparring partner (that she kinda develops a crush on for no apparent reason that she refuses to acknowledge until it becomes tense enough to lead to the mind-bending climactic event of the whole first season). Never mind that he’s narrating the goddamn show, nobody would care what his full name is anyway. He isn’t a character of interest, which somehow by default makes him an interesting character.

When a TV show plays with reality to this extent, and does so this flagrantly, you’d better believe it has a lot of feneage. It’s pretty much a show that has its way with whatever it damn well wants, and as a result, it measures a very solid 3.7 feneons, mostly because 3 and 7 make 10, and that’s a correspondingly solid number.

Until next time, my dear folkies, take it easy; by which I mean, don’t create alternate universes and potentially destroy this one just because it bores you. That’s not a very good habit to make (believe me, I’ve done it once–it’s not all it’s cracked up to be).

An Update

(tl;dr: I’m still alive and working on this blog. But you should read the rest because I make a bunch of deliberately shitty non-jokes.)

Yes, I am still working on this blog. Part of the reason I made it, after all, was because I couldn’t find a website that was fulfilling this extremely vital function. A bigger part of the reason, of course, is because I genuinely like the subject matter, but saying that in a “proper” post would run too close to me being honest with you.

And that sort of bullshit shall not stand here. Hence: this, an “update” post that allows me the shameless self-indulgence that’s so very typical of straightforward honesty.

I am in the process of sorting out several works to review here. I won’t spoil any of them, but there are a few books, a film, a TV series, a piano piece, and an album or two. They’re worth the attention–to me, anyway, and this is my sandbox, so my saying so makes it true. I’m excited to find out exactly how to write about them for this blog, as well. How analytical, jokey, critical, snarky, petty, and praising (I guess) would make the ideal balance for a blog of this sort remains to be seen. Anyway, that’s the self-indulgent update quota reached for now.

I don’t know how to end update posts on a blog, so this is the end of it.

Until next time, my dear folkies: stay hydrated, because if you feel thirsty, that means you’re probably dehydrated, and that’s not good for your health.